If Only You Were Lonely

Well, I walked out of work

And I was tired as hell

Another day's come

And gone and oh, well

Somewhere there's a drink

With my name on it

Well, I ordered a scotch

As I bust through them doors

Spilled half on my jeans

The other half on the floor

When I saw you standing

By that video game

Well, I ain't very good

But I get practice by myself

Forgot my one line

So I just said what I felt

If only you were lonely

If only you was lonely too

If only you was lonely

I'd go home with you

Twenty push ups this morning

That was half my goal

Tonight I'll be doin' pull ups

On the toilet bowl

And somewhere

Somebody's throwin' up

Well, I broke the seal on my door

And I poured myself to bed

The whirlpool spinning

Around in my head

Around in my head

There was liquor on my breath

And you were on my mind

And I'll be dreamin' of that smile

Without a care in the world

If only you were lonely

If only you was lonely too

If only you was lonely

I walked out of the kitchen

I was tired as hell

Another day's here

And oh, well

Somewhere there's a smile

With my name on it