Handsome

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

Oh god they're gonna eat me up for breakfast

You think you look good in whatever they sugarcoat you in

If my body is a temple you can worship at my feet

But it might kick you in the teeth some

So even when you're spitting blood you would save a thought for me

Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom

Lonely bored and bad thank god I'm handsome

So handsome

I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

I should be picking up the pieces

But it doesn't really matter as once you thought

It would when you got nothing to lose

Everybody else I know would talk to me of misery as if it was contagious

So come to me and promise me you'll catch me if you can

Cos I got so down I held the world to ransom

Lonely bored and bad thank god I'm handsome

I'm as awful as they come oh what a pity

So I thank the lord above that I am pretty

So pretty

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty

I'm p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p so pretty

Well I got so down I held the world for ransom

Lonely bored and bad thank god I'm handsome

Arresting prepossessing and disarming

Oh what a stroke of luck that I am charming

With a hand layed out upon me by committee

I just thank the lord above that I am pretty

So pretty