All In Vain

How many lightbulbs does it take to change the mood

If that's how many did I think I'm screwed

And how many problems can you fit in your limousine

Let's take 'em 'round the back to the cash machine

And if my eyes open for business

Or my heart comes home for Christmas

Then I will take you surfing in the sky

No I can't walk on water

And if you've ever wondered why

Lemme take you surfing in the sky

What do you get when you cross the Rubicon

With a man who said self humor's all gone

You tell me I'm the one but the one that gets away

So when you take your shot and there's no one left to play

And you've got nothing left to give

I'll give you a month to live

And I will take you surfing in the sky

To keep you out of reach of every other guy

I will take you surfing in the sky

Woah

I was made to measure

The sauciest way to pleasure

So I can take you surfing in the sky

Some say hallelujah

And some are even high

So baby let's go surfing in the sky

Baby let's go surfing in the sky

Baby let's go surfing in the sky