My Name Is Bud

They're always doing fry

Trying to get me high

I felt the pressure, but

I never did

They used to call me dude

Put it in my food

I had the munchies when

I was a kid (go!)

My dad was something else ?

Took my squirt gun and made it a bong

My teacher smelled my clothes

They think

I'm one of those

My mom's Alice

B. Toklas, my dad's

Tommy Chong

My sister's name

Is Mary-Jane

And mine's

Bud Mine's

Bud