Calgone

On my way home, police car pulled me over

After they left,

I puttered out of gas

Triple-A' came, but my card was expired

I had to walk home and of course

It rained half the time

I tried to get some shut eye

Then I was abducted

They put cold things in my butt

They sampled a bit of my

D.N.A.They left me on top of my sheets

I dreamt I went potty then woke up drenched in me

This day sucked the hardest ever

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today

A little bit less than nothing would go my way

I got up to toss my soiled sheets

The hallway was dark and

I stubbed my big toe

It was then that

I sensed the irony(Burning me)

Then I heard the voice say"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe"

I suppose

I'm to blame for getting pulled over

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas

Let's assume

I'm the guy who didn't pay his '

Triple-A' fee

In actuality,

I let the zetas probe me

Yesterday was all my fault

I let negativity get the better of me

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds

They temporarily set free this quandary