***** Dimension

歌词
Mark volman (vocals)
Howard kaylan (vocals)
Ian underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
George duke (keyboards, trombone)
Martin lickert (bass)
Ruth underwood (orchestra drum set)
Jim pons (vocals)
Mark volman:
***** dimension.
Howard kaylan:
***** dimension.
Everybody:
***** dimension is worrying me.
I can't hardly sleep at night
'cause of ***** dimension
Do you worry?
Do you worry a lot?
No!
Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan ...
That the size of your **** is not monsrtous enough?
It's your ***** dimension!
***** dimension!
Howard kaylan:
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
Mark volman:
Hiya friends. now just be honest about it. did you ever consider the possibliity that your *****, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that the size of the ******* themselves might provide
Nts of subconscious tension? weird, twisted anxieties that could force a human being to have to become a politician. a policeman. a jesuit monk. a rock and roll guitar player. a wino. you name i
In the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicone beef-up, may become writers of hot books.
Howard kaylan:
"manuel, the gardener, placed his burning phallus in her quivering quim."
Mark volman:
Yes, or they become carmelite nuns.
Howard kaylan:
"gonzo, the lead guitar player, placed his mutated member in her slithering slit." ha ha ha!
Mark volman:
Ooh, or racehorse jockeys. there is no reason why you, or your loved one should suffer. things are bad enough, without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world
Howard kaylan:
Right on, right on!
Mark volman:
Now, if your a lady and you've got munchkin ****, you can console yourself with this age-old line from primary school:
Mark volman & howard kaylan:
Anything over a mouthful, is wasted.
Mark volman:
Yes! and isn't it the truth? and if you're a guy, one night you're at a party and you're trying to be cool, i mean, you aren't even wearing any underwear your being so cool, and somebody hits on
One night, and looks you up and down and he says uh,
Howard kaylan:
Eight inches or less?
Mark volman:
Well let me tell you, brother, that's the time when you got to turn around and look that son of a ***** right between the eyes. and you got to tell him these words:
专辑信息
1.Would You Like a Snack?
2.Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
3.Mystery Roach
4.This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
5.Tuna Fish Promenade
6.Dance of the Just Plain Folks
7.This Town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
8.The Sealed Tuna Bolero
9.Redneck Eats
10.The Girl's Dream
11.Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Corduroy Ponce
12.Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
13.Coming Soon! [*/take]
14.The Wide Screen Erupts [*/take]
15.Coming Soon! [*/take]
16.Frank Zappa's 200 Motels [*/take]
17.Magic Fingers [*]
18.Dance of the Rock & Roll Interviewers
19.She Painted up Her Face
20.Lonesome Cowboy Burt
21.Touring Can Make You Crazy
22.Centerville
23.Half a Dozen Provacative Squats
24.Janet's Big Dance Number
25.I'm Stealing the Towels
26.Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting to You?
27.Dental Hygiene Dilemma
28.Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
29.A Nun Suit Painted on Some Old Boxes
30.What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
31.Magic Fingers
32.The Lad Searches the Night for His Newts
33.Lucy's Seduction of a Bored Violinist & Postlude
34.Mysterioso
35.***** Dimension
36.Dew on the Newts We Got
37.Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
38.Shove It Right In
39.The Girl Wants to Fix Him Some Broth