This Ain't CNN

Frank zappa (synclavier)

Ensemble modern

Ich bin grad reinkommen(I just came in)

Und da hab

I gsehn, dass(and I noticed that)

Da so viel platz is(there is so much room here)[someone says that this is not the 'un man..']

Ich versteh kein wort(I don't understand a word)

Ich bin do in dem klavier(I am in this piano and )

Drinne und's klingt so komisch(it sounds so strange)[someone says 'this ain't cnn'...]

Do kommt ma scho rum in dem klavier(you sure get around in this piano)[someone says 'my fist speaks english...']

I net, I net, wenn

I red no red i(not me, not me, when I speak I do)

Scho bayrisch(speak bavarian)[a different voice in german:]

Bevor ich hier reingekommen(before I came in here, I had a)

Bin, da hab ich ein patrami(pastrami sandwich,)

Sandwich gegessen, es war gut(it was good)

Gebt's ihm doch ein pony,(give him a pony, yes, give him)

Jo, gebt's ihm ein pony(a pony)[then they talk about 'room service' and how to make a phone call from a payphone.]

Ah, a zahltelefon(ah, a payphone)[you hear again a different voice in german. this is a commercial for a german phone service company:]

Telefonkarte(phone credit card)

Qualitaet und sicherheit(quality and security)

Aus einer hand(from one source)

Wir sind deutschlands(we are germany's)

Kommunikationsgesellschaft(communication company)

Drei null eins eins null drei eins eins drei sechs(3 0 1 1 0 3 1 1 3 6)

Qualitaet und sicherheit(quality and security)

Aus einer hand(from one source)

Telecom(telecom)[then it goes on until 'rap .. hip hop ...']

Sonate - das ist musik(sonata (or serenade? )- that's music)

Mozart, mozart

Mondscheinsonate(moonlight serenade)

Des klingt so grauenhaft(this sounds so awful)

Des moecht

I fei nimmer hoeren(I don't want to hear this anymore)