Monosyllabic Girl

I take her to the aquarium, she says, "Shark"

I take her to the planetarium, she says, "Dark"

I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl

Now she says, "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"

She's my Monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says, "Huh"

I take her to our anniversary, she says, "One"

I take her to the jewelry store,

I said, "Diamonds", she said, "Pearl"

Oh, everyone knows

I'm in love with a

Monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows

I'm in love with a

Monosyllabic girl