Hot Beer

Girl, I knew it was a matter of time

'Fore you got dolled up, pulled into my drive

And apologized 'cause the other night you went crazy

You said you're just here to collect your stuff

Now you're cryin' and you're talkin' 'bout makin' up

Like you wanna come back, let me think about that now, baby, well

I'd rather drink a hot beer

Build a fire in the pourin' rain

Burn all my fishing gear

Then set sail in a hurricane

Or go hunting with an empty gun

And see a once in a lifetime deer

Work a Saturday just for fun

Then come home and drink a hot beer

I'm sorry if it sounds kinda overboard

But you cheated and you lied and you wrecked my Ford

So you might as well stay there on the porch now honey

If you wanna know the odds of another try

They're about the same as a tractor flyin'

Quit your laughin' girl, I ain't tryna be funny

I'd rather drink a hot beer

Build a fire in the pouring rain

Burn all of my fishing gear

Then set sail in a hurricane

Go hunting with an empty gun

And see a once in a lifetime deer

Or work a Saturday just for fun

Then come home and drink a hot beer

Come home and drink a skunked, old, totally not cold

Flat and scratched 'cause it's done been rolled

In the back of the bed with the trash and the tools

Hell, I'd even pop an O'Douls over you, yeah, ayy

I'd rather drink a hot beer

Turn it up and take a long sip

Hell, I'd even take big swig

Of Uncle Bubbas old dip spit

Go hunting with an empty gun

And see once in a lifetime deer

Work a Saturday just for fun

Then come home and drink a hot beer