I'm A Beautiful Guy

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Ike willis (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Bob harris (boy soprano, trumpet)

Steve vai (guitar)

Tommy mars (keyboards)

Arthur barrow (bass)

Ed mann (percussion)

David ocker (clarinet, bass clarinet)

Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, vocals)

Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)

David logeman (drums)

Craig steward (harmonica)

Jimmy carl black (vocals)

Ahmet zappa (vocals)

Moon zappa (vocals)

I'm a beautiful guy

And you have just walked by

And i have gave you the eye

But you pretend to be shy

But i'm a beautiful guy

(you know what i mean? you know what i mean?)

So i want you to know why, why, why

You make me cry, cry, cry

'cause you wanna try, try, try

Some stupid game on me

They're drinking lighter

They're full of water

I hear them say:

"let's jog..."

They're playing tennis

They're butts are tighter

What could be whiter?

Hey?

Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal

The girl is responding to your little deal

She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain

But beauty, of course, can feel no pain