Lagwagon

He doesn't know what he's gonna say,

Put in the unit to deplete

Ozone Layers,

Unemployment is my scene,

Brain dead - the fumes

I breath,

Put in the unit to deplete

Ozone Layers,

Carp ******* sucks,

Too dumb to care,

The S.B-Goleta connection,

Feelin' like a champion,

All aboard the lagwagon,

It's fast enough for me,

Slow, Me,

And, My, Friends,

On the Couch,

Give me a sofa, and some snacks

The idiot box-that

T.V trash

The V.C.R, some stupid films,

The remote control,

**** the bills,

There's no point in a job,

The pay just sucks if you're a slob,

I'm not lying,

I'm lazy,

And all my friends are just like me,

Garga jibs and metal riffs

Beer bongs and bong hits

I ****ing hate that scene

Santa Barbara boredom

Goleta-postmortem

Small town minds,

Can you relate to me?

All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times)

Laggin'! Can you please slow down, please?

Stop! Can you please slow this thing down, please?

Stop! Can you please slow this down?

Stop!