A Comedian Is Someone Who Tells Jokes

I spend my days shaking hands

Forgetting names, recycling cans: a comedian

There’s trouble in our nation’s capitol

My blues are black, my belly’s full

A comedian is someone who tells jokes

It’s lunchtime fix a pal a drink

It’s nap-time paint the casket pink

Gut thee from me all half-wit-dim-wit souls

Happy Hanukkah.

Ho-ho-ho A comedian is someone who tells jokes

I wrote a check to save a whale

And like I said it’s in the mail

A comedian is someone who tells jokes