Mention My Name in Sheboygan

Mention my name in Sheboygan

It's the greatest little town in the world

Just tell them you're an old friend of mine

And every door in town will have a big welcome sign

So mention my name in Sheboygan

And if you ever get in a jam

Just mention name, I said mention my name

But please don't them where I am

While the teletypes are talkin' and the sirens roar

I'll be hoppin' on a freighter for a foreign shore

Mention my name in Paducah

It's the greatest little town in the world

I know a gal there you'll simply adore

She was Miss Paducah back in 1904

So mention my name in Paducah

And if you ever get in a mess

Just mention my name, I said mention my name

But please don't give them my address

While the teletypes are talkin' and the sirens roar

I'll be hoppin' on a freighter for a foreign shore

Mention my name in Elmira

It's the greatest little town in the world

I told the mayor there that he would go far

I even gave the sheriff an exploding cigar

So mention my name in Elmira

And if they try to put you in jail

Mention my name, I said mention my name

But please don't write to me for bail

While the teletypes are talkin' and the sirens roar

I'll be hoppin' on a freighter for a foreign shore

Mention my name in Tacoma

It's the greatest little town in the world

I know the big shots in the City Hall

They even got my picture on the post office wall

So mention my name in Tacoma

And if you ever get in a spat

Just mention my name, I said mention my name

But please don't tell them where I'm at

Please don't tell them where I'm at!