歌词
Your love for me is not debatable
[-909387743:51.524]这是一首情歌
Your ***ual appetite's insatiable
你对我的爱无可争辩
You never ever make me waitable
你的爱胃口无法满足
Delectable, inflatable you
你永远不会让我等待
You don't have problems with your weight at all
可爱的，充气的你啊
You never steal food off my plate at all
你从来不用为自己的体重困扰
I never have to masturbate at all
你从来不偷吃我盘子里的食物
Unstoppable, inflatable you
我从来不用自己动手解决
You never seem to menstruate at all
不可阻挡的，充气的你啊
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
你好像从来没有月经期
I feel permanently felatable
所以即使我约会迟到你也不生气
Unpoppable, inflatable you
你随时都能服务于我
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
永不逝去的，充气的你啊
With the right kind of gas I might even try it someday
埋在你的温柔乡里我觉得自己快要飞起来
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
也许某天我会充上合适的气体试一试
We could just float forever whatever the weather
在这生命之海里，我从不害怕自已会溺水
Whenever my inflatable lover's around
无论天气如何，我们都可以自由漂浮
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
只要充气女友伴我身旁
You always do just what you are toldable
你大腿和臀部的手感好好
And if we argue you just foldable
我叫你做什么你都会做
Controllable consolable you
如果我们吵架了把你叠起来就行
My mates all reckon you are suitable
可操控的，可提供安慰的你啊
I took you around to watch the footable
我的基友们都觉得我们很般配
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
我经常带你出去看球赛
Refutable, commutable you
那谁和那谁说你我可以难忘今宵
You're never sensitive or tickley
可辩驳的，随和的你啊
No~
你不敏感也不怕痒
When I rub you my skin goes prickerly
一点也不
It's known as static electricity
当我摩擦你时，皮肤阵阵刺痛
Felicity when I'm kissing you
我知道那是静电作用
Your skin is so smooth, I couldn't afford you with hair
当亲吻你的时候我心满意足
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
你的肌肤细腻光滑，因为我买不起带毛的款式
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
你的心思很好猜，我不需要考心理学的硕士学位
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
如果你倒下了，我只需帮你振作起来
With a couple of squirts with the pump off my bike
用自行车的气泵给你充满
You never wake up when I snore at all
你从来不会被我的鼾声吵醒
A trait which I find quite adorable
这一点很招人喜欢
You have a box and you are storable
你自备盒子便于储存
Ignorable, back-doorable you
可有可无的，“后门通行”的你啊
Any ***ual position's feasible
任何一种体式都可以实现
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
你跟本不用弯下膝盖
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
你的胸部那么结实，手感一流
Increasable, un-creasable you
光溜溜的，没有褶皱的你啊
You don't complain about my hairy back
你不会嫌弃我多毛的后背
Or about the inches that downstairs I lack
或是我下面缺少的尺寸
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
强行押韵
Burt Bacharach
强行押韵×2
Jack Kerouac
欧~
Ooo
如今计划生育不再是问题
Now birth control is not an issue
再也不是了！
No!
因为我都仔细擦干净了
I clean it all off with a tissue
我敢肯定朋友都嫉妒我
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
希望占有贪得无厌的，充气的你啊
Were insatiably inflatably theirs
嘿，来段钢琴独奏（小小声）
Yeah! Piano solo me
不要让我软掉！（改编自披头士的Don't let me down）
Don't let me down
不要让我软掉！
Don't let me down
不要让我软掉！
Don't let me down
我也不会让你亏气
And I won't let you down
Woah~~
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