****onthe1stdate

"Hi, my name's Lisa. I'm what some people call a *** addict. I mean just because I like to have *** with a lot of boys doesn't make me a freak, okay? I mean, yeah, I like to do it doggystyle and suck ******* and all that, you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em, pull that mother******* out and let me see it, and get started."

(Monoxide Child)

Now let me introduce myself as the man

******' every ************ in the world that says I can

And I won't even play with you ******* that don't *******

All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked

And I don't need all the stress and all the games

And all the callin' me names

And frontin' like your sane, ************

You ain't ************t, but a hoe and a trick

And all you're good for is hopefully ******'

and suckin' ************

Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen

Cause I was ******' hoes like you before the rappin'

Don't get me to slappin' on that ass and butt cheek

And get my ************ to spla************n' and cummin' on bed sheets

I'm a lunatic, went out lookin' to get laid

"Any hookers here tonight that's lookin' to get paid?"

******* that, I won't spend no nickel on no ass

I don't even want no stankin' *******

thinkin' bout my cash

(Chorus 2x)

************, is you comin' out of them pants?

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass

You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast

But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass

(Jamie Madrox)

Hey ************ with the big lips, I'm a young *******

With crazy ******* in my hips

And I can make you do things you're afraid to do

And by the end of the night, you'll want me to ******* you

Hey ************, that's a nice ass

Let me see you strip down to flesh

and show me a flashdance

Got me risin' in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent

It's just a video camera, no need to get upset

Hey ************, do you like ***?

Well me too, I'ma pull my ************ out

and this is what we gon' do

******* till the sun comes up, and fall asleep

Leavin' *******es battered, abused, and numb for weeks

You say you've never sucked ************, a minor obstacle

Just pretend that my ************ is a popsicle

And lick it all on the sides and tip

You got Creamsicle filling on your tongue and lips

(Chorus 2x)

************, is you comin' out of them pants?

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass

You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast

But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass

(Monoxide Child)

You can tell it from the get-go ************, I ain't the one

And strictly for your info ************, you ain't the bomb

I done ****** many two and three hoes at a time

And the most hoes I ****** in one night is like five(Daaaamn!!)

You can say that I'm addicted to ***

But if you know my steez,

then you know I'm addicted to death

Monoxide ******' ******* left and right

Let a killa know, if ya ******' tonight

(Jamie Madrox)

Hey ************, do ya shave your peach?

I can check cause your beaver's within my arms reach

(Just so stubbily!!)

Leave a rash on my *******

Yurned up cradle and tubs of Icy-Hot

Hey ************, would you finger your box?

And rub the butt of the ******* named Madrox

Half hour killa with an hour worth of ************

So do you wanna *******?

Hey you, hey ************?

(Chorus 2x)

************, is you comin' out of them pants?

I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm gettin' ass

You're callin' me a freak, sayin' I'm movin' too fast

But if you don't ******* on the first date, I'm leavin' that ass

(Jamie Madrox)

You stupid ************!! What the ******* you think this is? I take you out to dinner, maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna *******? Who the ******* you think you are, Mutha******' Liz Clayborne ************? I don't like that ************t...and I don't like you. So if you ain't ******', you need to bounce, ************!! That's on my moms!! I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead ************t!!