I Can Do Without You

DORIS: In the Summer you're the

Winter In the finger you're the splinter

In the banquet you're the stew

Say, I could do without you

HOWARD: In the garden you're the gopher

In the Levi's you're the loafer

Like an overturned canoe

Well, I could do without you

DORIS: You can go to

Philadelphia Take a hack to

Hackensack Hey, I'll never ring a bell fer yer

Or yell fer yer to come back

HOWARD: In the question you're the why

In the ointment you're the fly

DORIS: Though I know some things are indefensible

Like a buck or two If there's one thing

I can do without I can do without you

HOWARD: In the barrel you're a pickle

In the goldmine you're a nickel

You're the tack inside my shoe

Yes, I can do without you

DORIS: In my bosom you're a dagger