Yo, Is You Cheo? ((Skit))

First time I finally got with Wu

Nobody really even knew what they looked like

With the exception of, you know

That music video that I think they made for $10

For-for Method Man.

But the problem was the business of Wu-Tang.

They missed the photoshoot.

The only photos they had, that I guess

You know, featured them in masks.

At the time, you know, this is pre-internet.

If you missed the photoshoot

There was no way for a magazine to course correct.

The magazine came out but instead of these photos

Everybody had a basic

Not even like an illustration, but a caricature.

Raekwon the Chef, there was an illustration of Raekwon

Wearing like a chef hat.

Ol' Dirty Bastard is pictured with a blow up doll.

I didn't like 'em but the thing was-was I

I completely understood the position that they were put in.

Without art we would have to kill the story.

I didn't think the illustrations

Um, reflected the seriousness of what I witnessed.

Cause musically Wu-Tang was just off the charts.

I thought..I thought it looked corny.

Some stories turn out great

And some stories don't turn out great.

This was the one I felt was only okay

And um, you know, you move on.

It came out and nothing happened.

I didn't hear anything from the group

First person that I see, Masta Killa walks up

I didn't know him at the time.

And he say "Yo, is you Cheo?"

And I said "Yeah."

Damn, I get hit in the face.

He's right 'cross my left eye.

"That's just to let you know Wu-Tang Clan nothing to **** with.

We come real with our ****.

We ain't no ******' cartoon characters."