***** I Lied

************, I'm here to tell you

I liedWhen

I seen that thick ass it was over

Nothin' else mattered,

I ain't even care

I pulled the rubber off when

I stuck it up in there too

************, I lied to you, this ain't my home

Kicked in the back door and now we're alone

I stole the car that

I picked you up in

Plus me and your girl have been ******'

************, I lied, everything

I said to you

All steps to land in bed with you

My watch is fake, this ain't my coat

And I sent you letters that my brother wrote for me

************, I lied, every time

I left town

I really stayed right here at home

************in' hoes down, every penny that you helped my mom

With went straight to the

Asian spa, ************

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

************, I lied,

I didn't buy you that

I stole you that and then

I stole it back

It ain't no

Mr. Right without a

Mr. Wrong first

And you ****** up and met

Mr. WorstI ****** a hooker and left skeet on your backseat

And kept on and never missed a beat

And ************,

I lied, my name ain't

LanceI lied my way in and outta your pants

I never played football for

Michigan State

I lied to your neden and it bit the bait

I never won a medal for winnin' a back stroke race

But ************,

I lied to your face

I'm the mother****** that stole your mommas purse

And watched you and your daddy blame it on her

I lied everyday of our lives to your ear holes

You look really good when you wear those

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, girl, no prize

************, I lied, about so much ************t

Half the ************t

I forgetI tell you new lies to cover the old

I throw hot new ************t on top of the cold

Flip the script up and talk you blind

Backwards, re enac******ent, rewind

Tangle the topic, have you blamin' you

For the ****** up ************t

I doI told you

I owned a

Macdonald's in

ThailandAnd you bought that ************t, damn

I told you that

Al Pacino was my man

And you bought that ************t, damn

I told you a whole lotta ************t 'cuz

I canAnd you bought that ************t, damn

You're no prize, ************, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, ************, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize, no prize

Hey look,

I lied and

I'm happy for it

Look how you turned out to be

You're no prize