歌词
Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
安大神：嘿妹儿，我有个很重要的东西要给你
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
所以坐下，听我说
So just sit down and listen
妹儿你知道我们在一起很长很长一段时间了
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time)
（贾老板：真的很长）
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
安大神：现在我已经准备好要向你坦白
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
贾老板：欧，你知道现在是圣诞节，我的心门大开
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
要给你一样东西好让你明白我的心意
A gift real special, so take off the top
安大神：这礼物真的很特别，所以快把礼物盒打开
Take a look inside - It's my **** in a box
贾老板：往里面看吧，盒子里是我的大鸟
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
不是给你钻石戒指
That sort of gift don't mean anything
合：那种礼物根本没内涵
Not gonna get you a fancy car
贾老板：不是给你闪亮的跑车
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
合：妹儿你要知道你才是我最闪耀的星星
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
贾老板：不是给你一栋山中别墅
A girl like you needs somethin' real
合：像你这样的妹子需要一些实在的
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
贾老板：想给你一些发自真心的东西
Somethin' special girl
安大神：真的很特别啊妹儿
It's my **** in a box, my **** in a box babe
合：是我的盒中鸟，它在盒子里，宝贝
It's my **** in a box, my **** in a box girl
是我的盒中鸟，盒子里有鸟，妹子
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
看我真机智在最好的时机送上礼物
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
而我只会送给你，这个可以代表你是我的唯一的礼物
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
安大神：想给姑娘留下好印象小伙们听好了
It's easy to do just follow these steps
这很容易做，只要跟着这些步骤：
One：Cut a hole in a box
安大神：第一步
Two：Put your junk in that box
贾老板：在盒子上开个洞
Three：Make her open the box
安大神：第二步
And that's the way you do it
贾老板：把你那活儿放进盒子
It's my **** in a box… my **** in a box babe
安大神：第三步
It's my **** in a box, my **** in a box girl
贾老板：让她打开盒子
Christmas; **** in a box
合：这样就全部搞定
Hanukkah; **** in a box
是我的盒中鸟，它在盒子里，宝贝
Kwanzaa; a **** in a box
是我的盒中鸟，盒子里有鸟，妹子
Every single holiday a **** in a box
安大神：圣诞节！
Over at your parent's house a **** in a box
贾老板：盒中鸟！
Mid day at the grocery store a **** in a box
安大神：光明节！
Backstage at the CMA's a **** in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
贾老板：盒中鸟！
A **** in a box…
安大神：宽扎节！
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