Nursery Rhyme

My sister's name is Puudin' Tame,

They asked if she would stay the same,

My brother's name is Little Jack Horner,

My mama asked to watch to heat warm them.

Sister told papa when he got home,

Papa, papa, he sassed and moaned,

Papa looked at brother, far in his eyes,

Brother started on thr handjive.

He called sister, and he called mom,

Said, "Look here, look here, what's this going on?"

Everybody had a real surprise,

But brother had tears in his eyes.

Brother's so scared he couldn't walk,

Papa's afraid he could not talk.