Americans Are Behind (Bonus track)

Hello!

Well I've studied greenwich meantime

And its different from cet

But in europe we're all in line

And that's no big problem for me, ha, ha

But over in the USA

While we're all having our tea

They're maybe just getting dressed,

Well that's no way to be.

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Well I called them on the telephone

During office hours

I'd spoken to their answerphone,

Some silly mumbling cow

She said "iIm sorry we're not open yet but have a nice day"

But it's gone noon,

They're still in bed

They're far behind in the UAS

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Americans are behind

Good lord, can't you hurry up

Americans are behind

Americans, get a move on now!

At the third stroke

We will all have a jolly good time...

Precisely...