I've Become a Cliché

You know how it is!

I'm... I'm...

I'm... I'm 40 now and

I got a family and

I got **** to do.

And, you know,

I made the decision when

I was 40...

I'm goin' on the wagon, you know?

No more drinking, no more drug taking, no... oh, this?

This is a beer, but... you know... this is light beer!

It's... it's not even like drinking beer!

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

Okay, well,

I'll have a drink or two at shows, but only to loosen up.

I totally stopped doing drugs.

Oh, prescription drugs are... you know, that's different.

It doesn't have to be my prescription.

If a doctor prescribes these drugs, they've gotta be pretty safe.

But, you know,

I definitely don't do street drugs anymore.

I mean, unless you've got some.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

Oh, you're not holding.

That's cool.

No big deal.

You know,

I never do it unless it's just around... or someones offering it.

Oh, I know a guy!

Yeah, he's... he's like 10 minutes away.

I'll... I'll drive.

I'll drive.

You know,

I got money too!

Oh, oh we... yeah we could just stay here.

Or... I'll be back in 20.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

I've become a cliché.

Whaddya mean?

This is not last call.

This is first call.

We'll... we'll...

I know a place we can go.

We'll go right...

You threw up!