I Need A Chick

I NEED A CHICK TO SUCK MY ****

I NEED A DOG TO LICK MY HOG

I NEED A CAT TO STROKE MY BAT

I'M PUKIN AND *****TIN' AND DYIN' OF THIRST

I AIN'T GOT NO FIELD TO PLOW

THERE'S NO HOLE FOR MY POLE

I'D **** A MINK STOLE

I NEED A WOMAN WHO UNDERSTANDS

THERE'S NOTHING MORE SPIRITUAL

THAN DOG STYLE LOVE

AND WHEN I FIND HER

I'M GOING TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES

I'M GOING TO EAT HER

'CAUSE SHE'S THE MOON