Dead Don't Dance

If I wasn't in a band

I'd probably be a criminal

I estimate my options

Would be absolutely minimal

I'd be drinkin'

All day but dying of thirst

I'd be smokin'

And chokin' and worse

The dead don't dance

The dead don't dance

They just stumble around

Like zombies in a trance

'Cause the dead don't dance

Dance dance dance

Dance dance dance

If I wasn't in a band

They would need to do away with me

They'd put me in the ground

With profound animosity

I'd sing to the worms

But they'd turn their back

My beats would be under attack

'Cause the dead don't dance

The dead don't dance

They just stumble around

Like zombies in a trance

'Cause the dead don't

I'd try to organize

A graveyard hop

Oh yeah

I'd misprioritize

And it'd be a flop

Oh no

So I would be demortalized

But I wouldn't stop

And I'd prob'ly be deportalized to some other plot

Oh

'Cause the dead don't dance

The dead don't dance

They stumble around

Like zombies in a trance

'Cause the dead don't dance

The dead don't dance

They just stumble arround

Like zombies in a trance

'Cause the dead don't dance