歌词
Wish I was a stone so I couldn't feel
愿我化作顽石 免受感情折磨
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
你的怒声责备 我也毫不在意
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
可我怀恋彼此和好如初 相视而笑的那一刻
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
不愿化作顽石 就这样我变了主意
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
愿我背后有一双眼
Then I could see the places I've been
便能够一览从前的足迹
But then I would know that you're talking shit
而那时我便会恍然发现 你是在胡诌乱扯
I don't wanna know what my friends think
我丝毫不想知道 朋友对我有何看法
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
愿我成为在草坪撒欢的小狗
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
你归家来 我便欣喜无比
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
可假如我是自己的宠物狗 这一生须臾而过
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
待她离去后 我肯定会深感失落
I wish I could act in a show on TV
渴望能登上电视荧屏演出
'Cause then I could practice not being me
到那时 我就能练习不再做自己
I'll practice my cry, put it into my reel
流泪练成一门技艺 放进演出里
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
但当我真情流露 你或许不会相信
I wish that my brain would triple in size
盼望头脑中的智慧能够扩至三倍
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
每个笑话都熟稔 每场战斗都胜出
But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
可这样的话 难免会常常陷入沉思
I don't wanna know the point of life
我才不想了解生命的真正意义
In some other life, I would be rich
平行时空的我 或许是个富豪
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
奢侈地享受旅行 随手就能付清账单
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
却绝不抱怨微不足道的小事
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
没有人会为我感到难过
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
若我是令人上瘾的药丸 或是一瓶杰克丹尼威士忌
I'd get invited to every frat
我便是联谊会大受欢迎的存在
But when you get old, and your good days are past
但当你老去 美好的旧时光也渐渐逝去
You'll only want me when you're sad
只有难过时 你才想要我陪在你左右
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
但愿我是一首歌 你最爱的那一首
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
学校舞会上 你随着我舞动身躯 挥洒汗水
I would be there when your baby is born
你的宝宝出生时 我也在你身旁 不离不弃
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
只两三分钟的陪伴 随后我便黯淡退场
I wish I was big, as big as my house
但愿自己身材魁梧 堪比家那么大
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
我会睡在树上 避开人群的喧嚣
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
而心理医生的沙发并不适合我
God, I could really use him now
天呐 可我现在真的需要他
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
但愿我成为永不犯错的上帝
And if I did, well, so ****in' what?
即便犯错 又有何妨？
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
化身残酷冷血的存在 毁掉你的一切
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
Yeah 无论如何 我总有人喜爱慕仰
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
可如果我成为上帝 那也颇为怪异
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
因为这样 你嘴里就只有我爱听的话
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
你终将死去 爱我至死
I'd never know who the hell I am
我也就永远弄不清楚自己是谁
I wish I was me, whoever that is
我希望 我就是我自己 不管是何身份 姓甚名谁
I could just be, and not give a shit
做自己就好 其他无需在意
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
嘿 无论我成为什么 你都会热衷追捧我
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
而我都不知道自己究竟是谁
One, two, pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
One, two, pandemonium
一 二 喧嚣嘈杂
Here I go again
我再度出发
One, two, pandemonium
一 二 一片混乱
Here I go again
我再度出发
One, two, pandemonium
一 二 喧嚣嘈杂
One, two, here I go again
一 二 我再度出发
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