Habits

[Intro: Eminem]

Been waiting a long time for this shit (Ah)

Long time, no see (Ah)

Thought you got rid of my ass, huh? (Let me go, you sick ****)

Alright, here's what we're gonna do (Piece of shit)

You take this (No)

Or I put a bullet between your ****ing eyes (I don't wanna)

Here (**** no), then we'll split it (No)

[Verse 1: Eminem]

Half an Ativan, I'm drivin' straight at a van

In a black Sedan, fast as I can

In Pakistan gettin' chased by a pack of stans

You know how I roll, bitch (What?), I'm an avalanche

This my shit, I'm gonna spit it how I wanna spit it

Whoever gets offended, suck a dick and **** a critic

'Bout to get retarded on this mother****in' shit

"You can't say retarded," shut up midget (The ****?)

Been tryna break the habit of sayin' any R words

But I'm still an addict, so it's gettin' harder (Ah)

Been callin' bitches "hoes" since a kindergartner

This is Jimmy Carter, now I'm kitty cornered (What?)

Sittin' in PC court with a shitty lawyer, like damn

[Chorus: White Gold & Eminem]

You got an addiction, man (Ah)

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Goddamn, I miss you Slim (Woo)

You got an addiction, man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Next time I be your friend (Yeah)

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Was just a kid from Detroit, who knew how to destroy the booth and had a point to prove (Yeah)

And I'm missin' (What?) venomous, still I poison you

Sentences I'm pennin' are just to toy with you, which is a joy to do

Slim is just a lyricist, hear the voice is true, sentiments

Got the women pissed and it seems like men are just off growin' a huge clitoris (Pussies)

Yeah, I probably annoyed a few feminists

I reminisce on them blowin' a fuse over my point and views

Still I'm devoid of two shits to give (Yeah)

My thinkin' is primitive, but when it comes to givin' it to anybody, boy is Bruce generous (Marshall)

And I'm 'bout as much of boy as Bruce Jenner is (Damn)

'Cause I'm not a boy, I'm a man, bitch, man-bitch (Ha-ha)

My speech is free, it's his choice to choose genderless

This shit is like opioid abuse, isn't it? (Yup)

[Chorus: White Gold]

You got an addiction, man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Goddamn, I miss you Slim (Woo)

You got an addiction, man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Next time I be your friend

[Bridge: Eminem]

There's times when I lay down and sleep I argue with myself

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird, do I need help?

Just a little bit, know a lot of it I really really gotta quit

Something's wrong with me, my God, old habits die hard

[Interlude: Mr. Garrison]

Look at you

What's the matter with you people?

You're sad that people are mean?

Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal arts college campus

F**k you, you're all pricks

[Verse 3: Eminem]

Mom shamin', dad shamin' (Ah)

Yeah, fat shamin, man-splainin', blah (Pfft)

Cry babies attack Shady, wah

Mad 'cause they can't tame me (Get it)

Here come the censors, like the Avengers

When they assemble like Prince and then turn

A word like ginger into the N-word

All these pronouns, I can't remember (Damn)

They or them, theirs? (Who?) his or him, hers? (Ah)

Into them girls that bought tits to get attention

Then get hit on by ugly men, who are (Creep) not in your league

So you pretend you're a victim and me-too 'em (Ah)

Outraged, how fake?

Nowadays some gals they just clout chase (Yeah)

Look at me with sour grapes and your brow raised

Bitch, you ain't about head (What?), about face (Woo)

Little white middle-age upper-middle-class with a glass of wine and your cigarette

Bitch, get off the internet (Yeah)

You ain't even fed your kids dinner yet

Parental discretion, mental aggression, my head's a Smith & Wesson

You're messin' with a lethal weapon, like an evil stepdad

I got an infrared like the ginger stepkid who pissed the bed

I do this shit in jest and it's just a messin' up with your head

And if men wanna wear lipstick and women's underwear

Who cares, that shit is their business, now bare witness

Beware bitches, the Blair Witch, and you scary bitches

I'm surreptitious on square business

Just to attack my therapist with a pair of scissors, like Merry Christmas

Dressed as a hairy Christian, terrorist with the hair trigger

But these buttons I'm always pushin', pain I'm always inflictin'

Protests outside the Shady offices, is livid

It'll make you think that you have the game unlocked 'til they pick it (Trick it)

Only way for me to explain it is I'm conflicted (What?)

Walkin' on eggshells, like if I take it too far, is this it? (Yeah)

Part of me gets it and want's to say I'm sorry and fix it

"I'm so-"

So all my statements are basically contradictive (What?)

Like using the F-word for gays is wrong and offensive (What?)

And it's insensitive as if me sayin' the R-word isn't (Wait)

Wait a minute, which R-word? Rape or retarded, midget? (Not cool, guys)

Would this rhyme be okay if South Park had did it? (Okay, screw you guys)

Would it make you less angry if Cartman spit it? (Goddammit)

As far as what I just stated, regarding midgets

You'll probably think I'll just say that I'm playin', I'm not, I meant it (Yeah)

Swear God I see one of them little ****ers come at me

I pick it up by its legs and drop it and kick it

"Marshall, you're wicked faced, you are addicted"

But they gon' do me the same as DaBaby, with all of this shit

Chappelle and Colin, they're callin' Shady misogynistic

While raisin' three daughters, two graduated from college with honors

Soon cum laude my sense of humor is probably twisted, it's painfully obvious sadistic

[Chorus: White Gold]

You got an addiction, man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Goddamn, I miss you Slim, hey (Woo)

You got an addiction, man

I know you can't get rid of me forever

'Cause you know that I'm prescription, man

Next time I be your friend'

[Outro]

Ha-ha-ha

I'm just playin' little people, you know I love you