I Like 'Em Big And Stupid

When I need something to help me unwind

I find a six-foot baby with a one track mind

Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands

Give me a moron with talented hands

I go bar-hopping and they say "last call"

I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me

Superman with a lobotomy

My father's outta Harvard

My brother's outta Yale

Well, the guy I took home last night

Just got outta jail

The way he grabbed and threw me

Oooh, it really got me hot

But the way he growled and bit me

I hope he'd had his shots

The bigger they are

The harder they'll work

I got a soft spot

For a good-looking jerk

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

(Hey Stella

Hey Stella)

I met a guy who drives a truck

He can't tell time but he sure can drive

I asked his name and he had to think

Could I have found the missing link

He's so stupid—you know what he said

Well, I forgot what he said

'Cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come

The harder I fall

In love, 'til we're done

Then they're out in the hall

I like 'em big and stupid

I like 'em big and real dumb

I like 'em big and stupid

(She likes 'em big and)

Stupid

(She likes 'em big and)

Real dumb

(She likes 'em big and)

Stupid

(Hey Stella).