歌词
A fine romance, my good fellow,
一种优雅的浪漫，我的好伙伴
You take romance, I'll take jello,
你要浪漫，我要吉露牌果冻
You're calmer than the seals in the Artic Ocean
你比北冰洋的海豹还平静
At least they flap their fins to express emotion,
至少它们能拍打摆动鱼鳍表达情感
A fine romance with no quarrels,
一种没有任何争吵的优雅的浪漫
with no insults, and all morals,
没有侮辱，完全操守道德
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants,
你的蓝色哔叽裤子上的折痕我从来未弄乱过
I never get the chance, this is a fine romance!
我没有机会，这是一种优雅的浪漫
A fine romance, with no kisses,
一种优雅的浪漫，没有接吻
A fine romance, my friend this is,
一种优雅的浪漫，这是我的朋友
To lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has,
比违反正常道德的少一半的刺激
We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has.
随着时间的推移我们没有达到一半的刺激
A fine romance, with no clinches,
一种优雅的浪漫，没有任何拥抱
A fine romance, with no flinches,
一种优雅的浪漫，没有任何拥抱
You're just as hard to land as the Ille de France,
你就像毛里求斯的印度洋一个岛屿一样难以登陆
I haven't got a chance,
我没有机会
My heart isn't made of plastic, you're too sarcastic,
我的心又不是塑料做的，你真是太讽刺搞笑了
this is a fine romance!
这是一种优雅的浪漫
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