Bust A Move (Glee Cast Version)

This here's a tale for all the fellas

Try to do what those ladies tell us

Get shot down cause you're over zealous

Play hard to get an females get jealous

Ok smartie go to a party

Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body

A chick walks by you wish you could *** her

But you're standin on the wall like you was Poindexter

Next days function high class luncheon

Food is served and you're stone cold munching

Music comes on people start to dance

But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walkin guys start gawking

Sits down next to you and starts talking

Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove

So come on fat so and just bust a move

Oh yeah

Just bust a move

Oh yeah oh yeah

You're on a mission and you're wishing

Someone could cure you're lonely condition

You're looking for love in all the wrong places

Not fine girls just ugly faces

From frustration first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope

So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

New movie's showing so you're going

Could care less about the five you're blowing

Theatre gets dark just to start the show

When you spot a fine woman sitting in the front row

She's dressed in yellow she says Hello

Come sit next to me you fine fellow

You run over there without a second to loose

And what comes next hey bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got it

Just bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got it

In the city ladies look pretty

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty

Try to tell a joke just to get some play

Then you try to make a move and she says no way

Girls a faking goodness saking

They want a man who brings home the bacon

Got no money and you got no car

Then you got no woman and there you are

Some girls are sophistic materialistic

They're lying on the beach perpetratin a tan

So that a brother with money can be their man

So on the beach you're strolling real high-rolling

Everything you have is your's and not stolen

A girl runs up with somethin to prove

So don't just stand there bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got it

Just bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got

Break down for me fellows

Oh yeah oh yeah

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry

In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hoping you can make it there if you can

'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say neato check your libido

And roll to the churchg in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start the wedding

And there's one more girl you won't be getting

So you start thinking then you start blinking

A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winking

She thinks you're kinda cute so she winks back

And now you're feeling really fine cus the girl is stacked

Reception's jumping bass is pumping

Look at the girl and your heart starts thumping

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

Now you know what to do g bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got it

Just bust a move

If you want it you've got it

If you want it baby you've got it