The Five Year Plan

I lose, you win

I lose, you win

I lose, you win

I lose again

But you're on my five-year plan

Your time will come

When you least expect it, expect it!

The five-year plan

You ****** me over

You did me wrong

You know why

I wrote this song

The five-year plan

Until the, I'll just pretend

That you are still my friend

But in the end, your time will come

When you least expect it, expect it!

The five-year plan

I don't forget so easily

No, I'm not so quick to forget

The five-year plan

I hold a grudge

I live for revenge

The five-year plan

I win, you lose

I win, you lose

I win!