歌词
I'd like to say a few words about this guitar,I call this guitar my baby.
我想聊聊这把吉他，我把它叫做宝贝
It's from 1956, and it's the guitar that I do most of my writing,
它产于1956年，我大部分的歌都是用它写的
and I absolutely adore it.
我对它喜爱至极
And it's beautifully damaged.
但它却漂亮地破损了
It's a Japanese concept called "Wabi Sabi" which means that perfection is in the imperfection.
有一个名为“侘寂”的日本概念，意为“残缺亦是美”
And the way this guitar looks represents that perfectly I think.
我想这把吉他完美诠释了这个道理
Thank you
谢谢
我的电脑觉得我很快乐
My computer thinks I'm gay
我把这个垃圾
I threw that piece of junk away
扔到香榭丽舍大街上
On the Champs-Elysées
走在回家的路上
As I was walking home
这是我最后的声明
This is my last communique
沿着高速网路发出
Down the superhighway
所有想说的话都留在了一段信息中
All that I have left to say in a single tome
我曾有过太多朋友
I got too many friends
太多从未见过的朋友
Too many people that I'll never meet
也永远不会去相见
And I'll never be there for
永远不会
I'll never be there for
因为我永远不会去那里
Cause I'll never be there
如果我能舍弃所有这些
If I could give it all away
我能在某天重新得到它吗
Would it come back to me someday
这好像海底针或是昂贵的钻石般不可及
Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone
但我有理由去抨击
But I got a reason to declaim
这些应用程序该受谴责
The applications are to blame
它导致了我的痛苦和悲伤
For all my sorrow and my pain
如此孤独的感觉
A feeling so alone
我曾有过太多朋友
I got too many friends
太多从未见过的朋友
Too many people that I'll never meet
也永远不会去相见
And I'll never be there for
永远不会
I'll never be there for
因为我永远不会去那里
Cause I'll never be there
太多朋友
Too many friends
太多从未见过的朋友
Too many people that I'll never meet
也永远不会去相见
And I'll never be there for
永远不会
I'll never be there for
因为我永远不会去那里
'Cause I'll never be there
我的电脑觉得我很快乐
My computer thinks I'm gay
但这又怎样呢
What's the difference anyway
当所有的人
When all you people do all day
整日盯着手机
Is stare into a phone
我曾有过太多朋友
I got too many friends
太多从未见过的朋友
Too many people that I'll never meet
也永远不会去相见
And I'll never be there for
永远不会
I'll never be there for
因为我永远不会去那里
'Cause I'll never be there
太多朋友
Too many friends
太多从未见过的朋友
Too many people that I'll never meet
永远不会相见
And I'll never be there for
永远不会
I'll never be there for
因为我永远不会去相见
'Cause I'll never be there
永远不会
I'll never be there
永远不会
I'll never be there
永远不会
I'll never be there
永远不会
I'll never be there
谢谢
Thank you
非常感谢
我们最近在摩洛哥开了一场音乐会，那是个值得一去的美妙地方
Thank you very much
在那我们得到了这件异国风情的乐器
We did a concert in Morocco recently which was a fantastic place to visit
它叫做“卡龙”，卡龙琴
and while we were there we picked up this exotic instrument,
斯蒂芬今晚就会演奏它
which is called the Qanun? Qanun.
(surprise?)
Which Stefan will be playing tonight
卡龙跑调啦
(****)
你们可能需要宽容我们些时间来给它调音
The Qanun is out of tune!
这首歌听起来会像“巨蟒组”的歌（英国六人喜剧团体，无厘头搞笑风格）
You might need to indulge us for a few minutes while we get the Qanun in tune.
It sounds like a Monty Python song
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