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He doesn't have a problem with drugs
He just doesn't get them
He's fine that his mates have tattoos
But he thinks they'll regret them
He likes going to pubs
But he hates when the music's too loud
He tends not to go to rock concert's
'Cos he can't stand the crowds
But all he's ever wanted to be
Is a rock star
On a MTV
But he knows that it's not ****ing likely
He's just turned thirty
He knows that
He will always be
[01:44.72]A rock 'n' roll nerd
[05:03.91]He'll keep writing songs
The world will never hear
And though they won't be heard
[05:09.57]He'll just keep writing
[01:56.00][05:12.47]Oh yeah
[01:57.75]But you see the problem is
He always dreamt of being a star
But he learned piano instead of guitar
Which in the nineties
Didn't get you very far
So while all the other
Kids were learning stairway
He was the piano to their forte
But he was convinced one day
He'd rock their ****ing asses
Be an icon
For the disenfranchised masse's
And grow his hair long
And rebel against the state
But just for now that'd have to wait
'Cos he's running late
For his morning classes
And he will always be
He'll keep playing gigs
That no one knows about
[05:07.64]And though it sounds absurd
He'll just keep playing
There's not much
Depth in what he's singing
He's a victim of his upper
Middle class upbringing
So he can't write about the hood
Or bling bling
So he sits and imagines
His girlfriend is dead
To try and invoke some
Angston in his middle class head
But the *****'s always fine at half past nine
When they go to bed
And he's not spent a single night in prison
He has no issues with nutrition
He has no drinking problem
And no drug addiction
Unless you count the drugs
They put in chicken
And ********* always tends to make him cough
He doesn't look good with his tshirt off
And when he tries to act tough
You can tell he's trickin'
While his mates all go out late
Popping pills and having fun
He goes home and shower's
And gets a good eight hours
He gets his thrills from his morning run
And while his mates all go on dates
Taking speed
And drinking cans of bean
He stays home and cooks
Curls up with a book
With the girl he's had
Since he was seventeen
'Cos he's never really been part of the scene
Given Gun's and Roses he'll take Queen
He's more into beatles than the stones
He's more Stevie wonder than ramones
And he's never owned a transit van
He's never shot a Panterra fan
He doesn't know the difference
Between metal and thrash
He couldn't tell you nothing about
Axel and slash
He likes ben folds
And the Jackson five
He knows all the words
To staying alive
And though he wants
To be all grungy and cool
He spent eleven years in a mother ****ing
Private school
So it don't matter how he tries
He cannot hide behind his rock 'n' roll lies
'Cos you've either got it or you don't
You'll either rock it or you won't
Yeah you've either got it or you don't
Yeah you'll either rock it or you won't
He knows that his music lacks depth
But it just can't be helped
He has nothing interesting to say
So he writes about himself
But he doesn't want to seem self obsessed
So he writes in third person
In an attempt to seem more rock n' roll
But he suspects it's not workin'
And deep in his heart he knows
he will never be
Bono Or Bowie
And even if he was quite pretty
With small pants like Kylie
He know's that he
Will always be
A rock roll nerd
The world don't care about
You can criticise him
But he won't care
'Cos he wants to rock
And he will never be deterred
But he'll always be a ****ed up little
Tryhard wannabe rock roll nerd
Rock roll nerd
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