歌词
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology
欢迎来到电器教第一教会
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only
白色区域仅供装卸货物
Don't you be tarot-fied
别被塔罗牌吓坏
It's just a token of my extreme
这不过代表我的偏激
Don't you be tarot-fied
别被塔罗牌吓坏
It's just a token of my extreme
这不过代表我的偏激
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
不要端详我的眼睛
You don't wanna know what they have seen
你不会想知道它们看到的东西
Don't you never try to look behind my eyes
不要端详我的眼睛
You don't wanna know what they have seen
你不会想知道它们看到的东西
Some people think
有些人以为
That if they go too far
要是他们做得太过
They'll never get back
他们就回不了头
To where the rest of them are
回不到同类的中间
I might be crazy
我大概是疯了
But there's one thing I know
但有一点我很清楚
You might be surprised
你也许会感到惊奇
At what you find out when ya go
在你开始时发现的东西
Oh, oh, oh, Mystical Advisor
噢，噢，噢，神秘的指导人
What is my problem, tell me, can you see?
我有什么毛病，告诉我，你可看得清？
Well, you have nothing to fear, my son
哦，你不必恐惧，我的孩子
You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me
在我看来，你是个电器恋物癖深柜而已
That all seems very, very strange
那真的是太奇怪了
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V
我从来没爱上过吐司炉或者彩色电视机
A Latent Appliance Fetishist
所谓电器恋物癖深柜
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
就是一个人拒绝承认
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
自己性满足的实现途径
Through the use of machines
唯有使用机器
Get the picture?
明白了么？
Are you telling me
你的意思是说
I should come out of the closet now, Mr. Ron?
我现在应该出柜了，罗恩先生？
No, my son
不，我的孩子
You must go into The Closet
你应该进“柜子”
What?
啥？
And you will have
之后你就会
Eh?
欸？
Hey! A lot of fun
嘿！欢乐滚滚来
That's where they all live
它们都住在那个地方
So if you want an appliance to love you
所以如果你想要有个爱你的电器
You'll have to go in there and get you one
你得去那里，自己找一个
Well, that seems simple enough
哦，看来很简单
Yes, but if you want a really good one
是的，但如果你想要好一点的
You'll have to learn a foreign language
就要学一门外语
German, for instance?
比如说，德语？
That's right
没错
A lot of really cute ones come from over there
很多小可爱都是从那里来的
Fifty bucks, please
请支付五十美元
If you've been modified
如果你改变了自己
It's an illusion, and you're in between
这是幻觉，而你深陷其中
Don't you be tarot-fied
别被塔罗牌吓坏
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
这玩意啥都不是，能有什么意义？
If you've been modified
如果你改变了自己
It's an illusion, and you're in between
这是幻觉，而你深陷其中
Don't you be tarot-fied
别被塔罗牌吓坏
It's just a lot of nothin' so what can it mean?
这玩意啥都不是，能有什么意义？
If you've been modified
如果你改变了自己
It's an illusion, and you're in between
这是幻觉，而你深陷其中
This is the Central Scrutinizer...
这里是中心监查员
Joe has just learned to speak German
乔刚刚学会说德语
Now, get this, here's why he did it
现在，听着，我告诉你他这么做的原因
He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town
他要去镇子另一头的一家俱乐部
It's called The Closet...
它的名字叫“柜子”
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy
那里有一群钓男人的电器
Dressed up like a housewife who can speak German
打扮得像个家庭主妇，还讲着德国话
(you know what I mean) ...so Joe's learned how to speak German
（你懂的）于是乔学会了说德语
He goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries
他去了那里，看见那些小小的厨房电器
Dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...
跟着别人跳舞，然后他看中了其中一个
That looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner
看上去像是工业用吸尘器
And a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
又像是配有各种玩具的镀铬存钱罐
It's really exciting... and when he sees it, he bursts into song...
这真的很刺激……当他看到的时候，不禁高歌一曲
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