Christmas in Prison

I can't recommend that you spend

Christmas in prison!

No jingle bells, just prison cells

It's Christmas in prison!

For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked

It's Christmas in prison!

You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop the soap on the floor

It's Christmas in prison!

Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're sure to get parole denied

It's Christmas in prison!

You'll get no Christmas cards, instead you got your sadistic prison guards

It's Christmas in prison!

Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth, you get a cavity search

It's Christmas in prison!

None of those Christmas carols you sang, but you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang

It's Christmas in prison, Christmas in prison!

Instead of a nativity scene, you get shank in your spleen

It's Christmas in prison!

Instead of steaming hot mince pies, you get bleach poured in your eyes

It's Christmas in prison!

There's absolutely no celebration if you're locked in isolation

It's Christmas in prison!

I can't stand another minute here - I've gotta get out of here

It's Christmas in prison!

It's Christmas, Christmas in prison!