歌词
"Jan Egeland"
“杨·艾格兰”
灰色头发
Gray hair
戴着眼镜
Glasses
手提包
Suitcase
谦逊
聪明
Humble
每分每秒为和平做着努力
Clever
乌干达
And constantly working for peace
刚果
Uganda
还有奥斯陆公约（挪威首都
Congo
我的上帝，多妙的公约
And the Oslo treaty plan
没有加尔·斯特勒那么著名（挪威卫生与护理大臣
Oh my God, what a plan
不像延斯那样是个乖宝贝（挪威首相延斯·斯托尔滕贝格
但当手榴弹划过天际
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
只有一人能够信任
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
But when handgrenades are flying
派杨·艾格兰去
There's just one man you can trust
联合国的超级英雄
When there's war and all is hell
举着枪的狂热独裁者
Send in Jan Egeland!
派杨·艾格兰去
The United Nations superhero man
哦我多么希望
我就是杨·艾格兰
Mad dictator with a gun
蓝色眼睛
Send in Jan Egeland
刚劲手指
Oh, how I wish..
修长的腿
I was Jan Egeland..
刮得干干净净的
身体
Blue eyes
喝着蛋白质饮料
Firm hands
把皮肤喷成小麦色
Nice legs
抹上美肤霜
臀部有如十八岁的少年
Clean shaved
他就是台维护和平的机器
Body
当他凝视镜中的自己
Drinking his protein shakes
在深夜锻炼肌肉
Spray-tan
他说，“孩子，我想你准备好了
Skin cream
去保护人权”
And buttocks like he was eighteen
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
带杨·艾格兰来
He's a peacekeeping machine..
联合国的超级英雄
他和科菲·安南一起打高尔夫（联合国秘书长
And he stares into the mirror
和乔治·克鲁尼一起看地图
Flexing muscles in the night
哦我多么希望
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
我就是杨·艾格兰
..to protect some human rights"
艾格兰！（艾格兰）
When there's war and all is hell
艾格兰！（艾格兰）
Bring in Jan Egeland!
他说他去参加葬礼
The United Nations superhero man
下起了很大的雨
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
脸上挂满水珠
And looks at maps with George Cloon
但仍然掩盖不了他的悲痛
Oh, how I wish..
他像远古人类一样倒下
That I was Jan Egeland!
像姑娘一样哭了起来
但我想如果你每天都在拯救世界
Egeland (Egeland)
这样哭泣又何妨？
Egeland (Egeland)
无论何处充满战争和痛苦
派杨·艾格兰去
When he's sad he goes to funerals
他是个男子气十足 充满肌肉的
In unusually heavy rain
哭泣的神！
Large amounts of water in his face
要说你能够信任的人
But that doesn't hide his pain
那就是杨~
He breaks down just like ha homo
哦我多么希望
And starts crying just like a girl
我就是杨·艾格兰
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
If your day job is saving the world!
When there's war and all is hell
Send in Jan Egeland!
He's a macho musclepumping..
Crying god!
If there's one man you should trust
It is the Janny-boy
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
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