歌词
The piano has been drinking
那架钢琴在狂饮不止
My necktie is asleep
我的领带也开始昏昏欲睡
And the combo went back to New York
先前的乐队早已返回纽约
The jukebox has to take a leak
自动点唱机要去撒尿
And the carpet needs a haircut
地毯需要去理个发
And the spotlight looks like a prison break
闪光灯忽闪如越狱
And the telephone's out of cigarettes
电话机抽完了最后一根烟
And the balcony is on the make
阳台在纵情交欢
And the piano has been drinking
只有那钢琴在狂饮不止
The piano has been drinking...
那钢琴喝得酩酊大醉
And the menus are all freezing
菜单全被瞬间冰冻
And the light man's blind in one eye
点灯人瞎掉了一只眼睛
And he can't see out of the other
另一只也模糊不清
And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
钢琴调音师戴着助听器
And he showed up with his mother
携他母亲一同到来
And the piano has been drinking
而那钢琴仍在不停痛饮
The piano has been drinking
那钢琴喝得烂醉如泥
As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler cream-puff casper milktoast
相扑运动员般的保安其实是个胆小鬼
And the owner is a mental midget with the I.Q. of a fence post
酒吧老板是个智商堪比篱笆栏的弱智
'Cause the piano has been drinking
而那钢琴仍在狂饮不止
The piano has been drinking...
那钢琴喝得酩酊大醉
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
精密的盖革计数器也无法帮你找到女侍者
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
她恨透了你和你的狐朋狗友因而没人照管你们
And the box-office is drooling
售票房在一旁垂涎欲滴
And the bar stools are on fire
高脚椅已经惹火上身
And the newspapers were fooling
报纸们凑在一起互相愚弄
And the ash-trays have retired
烟灰缸都已退休在旁
'Cause the piano has been drinking
只有那钢琴还在狂饮不止
The piano has been drinking
是那钢琴喝得酩酊大醉
The piano has been drinking
是那钢琴喝得烂醉如泥
Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我
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