No Chump Love Sucker (2003 Digital Remaster)

She's a witch

A bonafide bore

What's more - she snores

And that is a fact

Cow eyes lie

Yes it's time to resist

How did I ever get into this

How could I ever have kissed that *****

So what if she's got big tits

[00:59.77]She's the kinda girl who changes her mind really quick

[01:02.44]She's the kinda girl who won't just let things sit

She came like a cat, like a cat to cat nap

She came in my lap with her womanly hips

When I first met her, I came unglued

I played the part of a blue blooded fool

I'm through with your sewage

I'm through with your trash

I always knew that I'd get the last laugh

Like two trains on one track bound for a crash

Two red white and blues we were destined to clash

I can't fix the future

I can't change the past

Like fly by night news

We were not meant to last

I'm through with your bluefish

I'm through with your gash

I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack

Jump back for chump love

You won't be back for cover

But no no no no

I'm no chump love sucker

[02:25.07]No chump love sucker

I thought that your love

Was a matter of fact

But I lost my pride

When I realized that

The smack in my bag and my baseball bat

Was all you were after

Boys "you dirty rat"

A ***** and a brat

And a living disaster

She thought she was fast

But I was faster