歌词
The piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
my necktie is asleep
我的领结在沉睡
and the combo went back to New York
乐队回到纽约
the jukebox has to take a leak
自动点唱机可以去消停会了
and the carpet needs a haircut
地毯该理发了
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
聚光灯看着像刚越狱出来
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
因为电话没烟了
and the balcony's on the make
阳台正忙着赚钱
and the piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
the piano has been drinking...
钢琴一直在喝酒
and the menus are all freezing
菜单都冻僵了
and the lightman's blind in one eye
灯光师一只眼睛瞎了
and he can't see out of the other
另一只眼睛也看不见东西
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
调琴师带着助听器
and he showed up with his mother
由他母亲护送而来
and the piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
the piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
因为保安是个相扑选手
cream puff casper milk toast
奶油泡芙 凯思珀牛奶吐司
and the owner is a mental midget
它们的主人是个弱智
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
他的IQ只有护栏那么低
cause the piano has been drinking
因为钢琴一直在喝酒
the piano has been drinking...
钢琴一直在喝酒
and you can't find your waitress
你找不到女招待
with a Geiger counter
在盖格计数器后面
And she hates you and your friends
她恨你和你的朋友们
and you just can't get served
她不会为你服务
without her
没有她
and the box-office is drooling
售票处在流口水
and the bar stools are on fire
吧台凳着火了
and the newspapers were fooling
报纸上登的都是玩笑
and the ash-trays have retired
烟灰缸已经退休
the piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
the piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
The piano has been drinking
钢琴一直在喝酒
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
不是我，不是我，不是我，不是我
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