Grinch

First off **** Santa Claus, he ain't never done shit for a nigga like me

People been hating on me since I was like three

Just because I was different and my skin was light green

Hating and spreading rumors all over IG

IC them coming for everything that IB

Trolling hard and making fun of my teeth, my skin, my hair, and the ****ing way that I speak

Was the night before Christmas, all through the house

I sat in my room alone with no spouse scrolling my phone

Comparing myself to people who don’t put no food in my mouth

Looking around jerking off to Bella Thornes OnlyFans account

While scheming the system and faking depression so I can gеt rich just to double my clout

I’m tired of Christmas, I don’t want a presеnt

Can’t wait for the future, I’m done the past

I’m ****ing up Santa on sight if I see him, I’m punching his belly and kicking his ass

Rudolph can get it, that red on his nose a get put on his head if he’s talking that trash

Döner and Blitzen then Prancer and Vixen

And Comet and Cupid and Dasher and Dance

Santa gon’ think I’m a psycho

I’m dunking these cookies like Michael

I’m ****ing Ms. Claus then I’m posting the vid so your hoe, hoe, hoe is viral

Life is a vicious cycle, karma comes around and bites you

This for everybody who was mean and bullied me down in Whoville back in highschool

Listen

I’m not ugly it’s ACQUIRED TASTE

My hams greens with the eggs and steak

I max out on my dog, I’m scamming unemployment out in several states

I drive stick, I don’t need a sleigh

Need no hooks cause I’ve mastered bait

I’m so good even Santa plays this song on Christmas

I’m the Grinch

No hands when I’m taking a piss

No condom when I’m ****ing ya *****

In and out like the burger, I'm saucing the patty so buns on my **** a stick

I don’t need fire to heat to my crib, you dumb ****, I’m already lit

And the only time you’ll ever rap better is when you're wrapping Christmas gifts

I wanna know if you're naughty or nice

I bet you pray on the downfall of others like me whenever you sleep at night

**** this society, everyone acts like they’re perfect while judging another’s life

You don’t qualify to judge on what is wrong from right

You're not God

Oh, my God

I’m bout to throw massive fit

A punch I don’t care if you’re a pacifist

I’ll pass this fist like a perfect Steve Nash pass assist

You straight ass, all you pass is gas

And if you do the math you’ll never be half of half what my active is

I’m captaning you cap that's a asterisks to say you should never try to be an activist

Let me explain my pain and why I’m going insane

And why ya negative energy’s penetrating my brain I gotta fettish for dead ish I’ll JJ Reddish ya face for speaking PLETHORIC RHETORIC on a veterans name

Don’t ever speak on my green unless its money I've made

And if you do it a g g gain I'ma k k k k k k k k kick in ya face

Then take my body builder body run and pick the pace back to my cave up the mountain where I’ll kick up legs

I know you’re sick of how I innovate

Santa has been jealous looking for ways to eliminate you can (S)UCK (T)HIS (D)ICK STD if you abbreviate deviate abracadabra you keep on talking you’ll disintegrate I’m dissing-the-great (dis-in-te-grate)

Chimney sliding milk cookie diving sleigh driving elf and high fiving jolly fat smiling guy that rides private without no license

G-R-I-N-C-H, I’m all green, not clean, spray me with Lysol

I’m depressed, that’s ok I take drugs to pick me up like ground balls

You can tell by my I eyeballs

I self loath so much I might call

1-800-got-junk and tell them I think I'm suicidal

And if they don’t pick up i’ll kill myself and then I'll go viral

Then tell God we need a Grinch chapter in next years new age Bible

Then get spiteful, look at Earth and see all of my haters living life so seek revival and kill them and all their friends on my arrival...

And once I arrive you should pray I decide not to come for your neck, do not be cordial and smile in face you’re a snake And I've heard all the lies that you’ve spread

Do not say sorry or act like you made a mistake and pretend that you want to be friends 'cause now it’s too late and the words that you’ve said are words that have driven me over the edge

Now I see red

Now I see bullets in unison traveling straight to your head

Now I see people in pain their emotions are withering hanging on just by a thread

You should of left me alone the unknown was the thrill you were searching for but now instead I’m lyrically piercing your flesh for that thrill and I’ll do it again and again and again

Look in the mirror, there is no reflection cause you’re getting sick

You hate on everyone you selfish narcissistic ****ing *****

You’ve destroyed me with your words, I might just cut off both your lips

And then go trans and cut my shit if it means you’ll get off my ****

Even the nicest people have their limits..

Play stupid games..

And win stupid prizes..

Merry Christmas