I Can Change

Performed by Saddaam Hussein

By Cooldog

Some people say that i'm a bad guy..

They may be right, they may be right.

But it's not as if I don't try..

I just **** up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!

I'll open up my heart and I will share it..

Any minute now I will be born again!

Yes I can change, I can change!

I know i've been a dirty little bastard

I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane!

But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!!

It's not my fault that i'm so evil..

It's society, society.

You see my parents were sometimes abusive..

And it made, a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!

I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!

I'll open up my heart and I will share it..

Any minute now I will be born again!

But if you never change

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a tit

Mother Teresa won't have **** on me!

Here I am, just watch me change..

Here you go, i'm changing!