Fear Of Germs

What we have now

Is completely no radical population

Obsessed with

Security, and safety, and crime, and *****, and cleanliness, and hygiene, and germs

There is another thing, germs

Where is the sudden fear of germs come from?

In this country

Have you notice this?

The media

Constantly running a story about latest infections

Salmonellas, E. coli, hand virus, bird flu

And Americans panic easily

So now everybody running around

Scrabing this, spraying that

And over cooked our food

Repeatedly wash our hands

Trying to avoid all contact with germs

It is ridiculous and goes to ridiculous lanes

In prisons

Before they give you a lethal injection

They swab your arm whit alcohol

It’s true, it’s true, it’s true

Well, well, they don’t want you to get infection

And you can see their point

Wouldn’t some guy go to hell and be sick

It would take a lot of sportsman shape out of a whole execution

Fear of germs

Why these ****ing pussies

They can’t even get any decent hamburger any more

They cooked **** out of everything now

Cause everybody afraid of food poisoning

Hey, where is your sense of adventure?

Take a ****ing chance, will you?

You know how many people die from food poisoning every year in this country?

9000, that’s all

That’s a minor risk. Huh? ****

Take a ****ing chance

Bunch of goddamn pussies

Besides

What do you think you have an immune system for?

It’s for killing germs

But it need practice

It need germs to practice on

So, so listen, so listen

If you kill all the germs around you

And live in a completely sterile life

And when germs do come along here

Not gonna be prepared

And never mind ordinary germs

What you’re gonna do when some super virus comes along

And turns your vital organs into liquid ****?

I’ll tell you what you gonna do

You gonna get sick, you gonna die

And you gonna deserve it

Cause you’re ****ing weak

And you got a ****ing weak immune system

Hu, now, all right, god damn it

Hey, all right

I’m wannna tell you a true story about immunization

When I was a little boy

In New York City

In the 1940s

We swim in the hots, in the river

And it’s filled with raw sewage，ok?

we swim in the raw sewage

You know, to cool off

And that time

The big fear is polio

Thousands of kids die from polio every year

But you know something?

My neighborhood no one got polio, no one, ever

You know why?

Cause we swim in the raw sewage

It strengthen our immune systems

The polio never had a preyer

We were tempered and raw ****

So personally, I never take any special precaution against germs

I don’t shield when people were sneeze and cough

I don’t wipe of telephone

I don’t cover the toilet seats

And if I drop the food on the floor

I picked up and I eat it

I eat it, yes, I do

Even if I was in a sidewalk caffee

In Calcutta

The poor section

A new year’s morning

During a soccer riot

You know something, In spite of all

It’s so called risky behavior

I never get infections

I don’t get them

I don’t get colds, I don’t get flus

I don’t get food poisoning

And I don’t get headaches, absence stomachaches

You know why?

Cause I got a good strong immune system

And I gets a lot of practice

My immune system was equipped with biologically equivalent fully automatic military strike night version and laser scope

And we have recently acquire faster solution aids cluster bombs and anti-personnel fragmentation mines

So when my white blood cells were on patrol

We can ordering my bloodstream seeking out strangers or other undesirables

If they see any, any suspicious looking

Like germs, any kind

They don’t **** around

They wipe put their weapons

They wax out their mother****er

And they posit the unlucky fellow directly in my colon

There is no nonsense

There is no Miranda warning

There is none of the strike and you’re out ****

Frist defense, bam, into the colon, you know

Hu, yeah, hey, all right, oh

And speaking of my colon

I want you to know

I don’t automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, ok?

Can you deal with that?

Sometimes I do

Sometimes I don’t

You know when I wash my hands?

When I **** on them

That’s the only time

That’s the onl..

You know how often that happens?

Tops, tops, two, three times a week, tops, tops

Maybe a little frequently over the holidays

You know what I mean

I’ll tell you something else

My well scrubbed friends

You don’t always need a shower everyday

Did you know that?

It’s overkilled

Unless you workout or work outdoors

Or for some reason command intimate contact with huge amounts of filthy garbage everyday

You don’t always need a shower

All you really need to do

Is to wash the four key areas

Armpits, asshole, crushing teeth

You got that?

Armpits, asshole, crushing teeth

In fact

You can save yourself a whole lot of time

If you simply use the same brush on four areas

Thank you, thank you

I’ll preciate