Tick Tock

Tick tock goes the clock tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

I remember as a young man in the young girl's arms

Now I'm old and impotent waiting to be embalmed

I remember as a young man marriage and childbirth

Now I'm old and cynical and I've got a bloated girth

I remember as a young man steady on my feet

Now I need a walking stick and I haven't got any teeth