Euro-Barge

Here in America, respect your fellow man

Some foreign cultures don't understand

We got this little rule and it's called elbow room

Pertaining to the spatial occupancy you consume

If I'm in front in line, then you should stay behind

Until I get my ice and soda.

It's such a simple thing it's called first come first serve

Wooden clogs that smash my feet

I really don't deserve

In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line.

Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'

I am the ambassador of kick your assador

What's your affinity for my vicinity.

There's plenty room here in your country

It's just good etiquette to use deodorant.

Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent

Boozy and stinkin'

I smell what your thinkin'

I just need a little more space

Get out my face

Barge me with your walkin', spray me with your talkin'

Back the ****** up ass hole shut your bread & cheese hole

Tryin' to make myself clear, give me just a foot here

You offend my sinus,

I'll kick your royal highness

I'll see your

Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one

Ugly American

In every region it seems there's a legion of impatient close talking slime, that cut in line.

Barge me with your walkin' spray me with your talkin'

Push you out of the way sock you in the patte

Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead

I am the ambassador, of ******' kick your assador!