2000 Man

Well, my name it is a number

It's on a piece of plastic film

And I've been growin' funny flowers

Outside on my little window sill

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me

Even though I really misuse her

I am having an affair

With the Random computer

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacin' out and havin' fun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

But, don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all