The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la

well i'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown la

but i'd much rather be on a boardwalk on broadway

well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am

well i'm sitting here thinkin just how sharp i am

i'm an under assistant west coast promo man

well i promo groups when they come into town

well i promo groups when they come into town

well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down

well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am

well i'm sitting here thinking just how sharp i am

i'm a necessary talent behind ev'ry rock and roll band

Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp

I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day

Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am

I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit, yes I have

Here comes the bus, uh oh

I though I had a dime, where's my dime

I know I have a dime somewhere

I'm pretty sure